Barbara has now seen everything, 2022

Or was it Elzbieta? Regardless- time to close shop, avoid eye contact and pointless conversation and if the mood is right we might all make it out in one piecs, just in time for Panorama.

Brunettes are cool, blondes are hot, why don’t you make yourself available, 2022

All it takes is to take off your shoes, the warm carpet of pine needles has just been washed and the lady of the house doesn’t appreciate dirt from the car in her freshly cleaned appartament. 

The Council Meeting, 2022

The manager will see you now, actually she spies you with all of her eyes right now and the decission is pending aproval from the entire collegium. Please remain seated, forget how you arrived and try to refrain from any sudden movement- they won’t help. 

Kotki/ Stonki, 2022

The necessity of shoping in today’s face paced life requires a greater appreciation of reclining, enjoying the cold earth, the steam of perspiration wafting through the pines, the frequnt ritual enjoyment of a shared cigarette. Only karo, sans filter, You only live once, until you don’t.

Tiger Milk, 2022

Only full fat on instatnt granules with a second hand filter will do to shake off the slumber from behind these shades.